Orlando, FL · Application for Ramp · October 2026
Four years of cold calls and walk-ins across more than forty cities — bars, restaurants, clubs — pitching the owner or GM and signing the deal. That is the same work an SDR does, minus the training. I also happen to be an AI-native builder: when the pipeline outgrew spreadsheets I wrote my own CRM, and when outreach outgrew my hands I wrote the Node app that drafts and schedules it behind an approval gate. The building exists to serve the selling.
01 · The record
Turnt Desi is a live events business I started in 2022 and still run. No territory handed to me, no lead list, no AE to pass it to.
02 · Fit
I read all four open roles before building this page. Below is every capability the four reqs ask for, and which ones I can already point at something for.
Direct evidence, shown on this page Where I would be learning on the job
high agency and high urgency
Nobody assigned me a territory. I picked the city, found the room, called the owner, and signed it — then drove to the next one. Urgency isn't a value I'd be adopting here; it's the only reason the business exists.
everyone is a builder who owns problems end to end
When my pipeline outgrew spreadsheets, I wrote the CRM. When outreach outgrew my hands, I wrote the scheduler. End to end is the only way I've ever worked, because there was never anyone else to hand it to.
practical AI fluency — validate outputs before using them
My outreach engine drafts with Claude and then refuses to send anything I haven't approved, with dry-run on by default. I treat model output as a first draft under review — exactly the posture that line is asking for.
prior CPA or audit experience is a strong plus
I'm 30 upper-level credit hours into a CPA-track accounting certificate while carrying a quota. For a product that sells into AP, expense, and the close, I can talk to a controller about month-end without translating.
comfort with repetition and rejection
Most venues said no the first time. A good share of my yeses came on the third or fourth conversation — which is the actual thing a dial-heavy role tests for: willingness to make the next call after the last one went badly.
slope over intercept
Four years ago I had no sales job, no CRM, and couldn't ship a web app. What I'd hand you today is entirely slope. What I want from Ramp is the one thing I've never had: structured coaching and real reps against a product I believe in.
03 · What I build
Every one of these exists because it made me sell more — more accounts worked, more follow-ups that didn't slip, more markets open at once. I don't file a ticket and wait. When the work outgrows the tool, I write the tool, and I use models as leverage on a draft a human still signs off on.
Manual outreach stopped scaling past a few markets, so I wrote the thing that does it. It researches the target, drafts the message in my voice, and schedules the send across the year off each market's calendar. Every draft stops at an approval queue — the scheduler only sends what I personally approved, and dry-run is the default. With no API key it falls back to deterministic templates, so it never silently breaks.
ESM Node · Express REST · scheduler tick · Claude drafting w/ template fallback · email + social channels · approval-gated queue

One self-contained application, no build step, that is at once my CRM, forecast, and financial model. Pipeline readiness by venue and promoter, a multi-school seasonal forecast with base / target / stretch scenarios, per-market pricing, event history, cash flow, and sensitivity analysis — and it pulls live event and ticketing data from an API to reconcile against forecast.
Vanilla JS · Chart.js · localStorage · live API ingest · 170+ contacts · scenario modeling

A venue-booking marketplace built on my real booking history — 36 venues across 24 cities and 11 states, with search, filtering, verified-venue badges, capacity, and an inquiry flow. Rebuilt to match a reference consumer marketplace's actual layout after reading it live in a browser rather than guessing at it.
HTML / CSS / JS · no framework · responsive grid · data-driven cards · browser-driven research

A 14-page B2B lead-generation site for a medical-equipment distributor: shared header and footer injection, pretty URLs, per-page structured data, a server-side mail handler with a fallback, and 100/100 on technical SEO audits. One rule I set myself and kept: every stat, cert, and logo had to be real or it came out.
HTML / CSS / JS · PHP mail handler · JSON-LD · accessibility + SEO audits · caching and security headers
// The scheduler will only ever send what I personally approved. // Drafts never auto-send, and DRY_RUN is the default. const due = queue.filter(m => m.state === 'approved' && m.sendAt <= now); for (const msg of due) { if (DRY_RUN) { log('simulated', msg.id); continue; } await channels[msg.channel].send(msg); }
04 · Experience
| Period | Role | Scope | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2022 – Present | Founder & OperatorTurnt Desi · Orlando, FL | Prospecting, pitch, discovery, negotiation, close, renewal — and the books behind all of it. | $500K+ revenue 40+ markets |
| 2024 – Present | Sales & Business DevelopmentRegenerative Research Group | Prospect physicians and clinic owners by cold call and email, run discovery with the decision-maker directly, and log every touch until there is a clear next step or a clear no. | B2B outbound decision-maker |
| 2023 – 2024 | Junior Research AnalystNNN Capital | Analyzed company financial statements and market data for the investment team; built the models, written reports, and presentations behind internal recommendations. | Financial statement analysis |
| 2022 – 2024 | Teaching Assistant, CGS 2100CUniversity of Central Florida | Taught Microsoft Excel, Word, and PowerPoint — the required business-school Office course — to undergraduates, and graded on formula accuracy. | Taught Excel, not just used it |
| 2022 – 2023 | Sales Lead InternVIP Hard Seltzer / P1 Vodka | Carried a territory for two beverage startups, selling into bars, restaurants, and retail accounts. | +12% regional sales |
05 · Education
Not a hedge and not a detour. The people I want to sell to are finance teams, and I'd rather speak their language than approximate it.
06 · Roles
SMB is the role built for someone who hasn't had the formal training yet, and that training is exactly what I want. Partner Development, Accounting is where the pairing is genuinely uncommon — someone who has sourced partnerships cold and is sitting in intermediate accounting this semester. I'd be glad to be considered for any of them.